Constitutional Amendments 101: I'll Have The Banana Frappucino And A Cinnamon Bun Please

Hi,

Did you know that there's a guy named Dave Welch in Virginia who goes to his local Starbucks to order coffee with a handgun strapped to his waist? And did you also know that apparently Dave is not alone? Apparently there's some or another kind of movement where people are going to Starbucks with guns to try and make the company take a stand on the gun control issue. I guess I should be trying to spin some or another humorous quip on the matter, but I can't think of one. Feel free to submit. In the meantime, you can read more about the aftershocks of the poor performance of our nations public schools here:

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011216449_apusgunscoffee.html

And here:

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/edcetera/2011259485_the_bullet_versus_the_latte.html

And here:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hBNLRiW12YKk2nY7vbCwE_pYzLnwD9E85QS00

In unrelated news, as of 6:35pm today, the Pentagon has officially claim to the title of "Largest Building By Area To Have Ever Been Shot Upon".

In related news, if I was you and my name was Nick Africano and I wanted my album record to run ahead of schedule, Adam Christgau is the drummer I would hire. Boom!

Anyway, I've got to go.

Somewhere there's a bowl of soup that needs some attention.

M

P.S. Tear.