In case you were wondering where the collective uproar was regarding the greatest oil spill in the history of AAA, you'll be pleased to know that there was a spirited protest here in summery NYC today. Of course, if you really care about all this oil spill environment crap-olla, you should know that before you watch the video of the protesters covered in fake oil, you'll have to sit through a Nissan "Big Tent Event" ad. But then again, if you really care about all this oil spill environment crap-olla, you wouldn't even be using the internet and hence wouldn't be reading this sentence. So, without further adieu, enjoy tonight's video performance of: "Watch my pathcouli showering, nose-ring wearing, how embarrassed my mother must be ass pour chocolate sauce all over myself because I don't have to have a job because my embarrassed mom held down three of them I was a kid so I could go to college in New England and experiment with drugs, lesbianism (and/or yoga) and socialism and hence have now have time in my mid twenties to go to my local BP station and pour chocolate sauce all over my head while the rest of the greatest country in the history of people who don't really seem to care about the effects of oil spills head out to the greatest Nissan "Big Tent Event" in the history of Jimmy Buffet concerts, pour chocolate all over myself..."
Mwah!
M
P.S. I'm playing bass for Nick Africano on Monday at Rockwood Music Hall.
P.P.S. Feed me to the lions ...
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