In unrelated news... There was just an announcement from the Dept of Homeland Security informing me that the terror alert level was "orange" which I am pretty sure is one step below "holy s#!t Batman, we're about to get blowed the f@$k up!!!!"
In unrelated news... I just passed through security with my cigarette lighter (that makes 12 straight flights) and an expired drivers license.
In unrelated news ... I sure am glad I am both Caucasian and own a decent sport coat. It really does make life a lot smoother.
Mwah!
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