imbasile 101: Live Blogging My Day, June 10th 2010, Because You Can't Stop Me

9:33am - I woke up to four really long text messages from my brother
about a bunch of stuff that would be inappropriate to recount here.

9:42am - S#!t, Shower, Shave. (No photos available at press time)

10:15am - Breakfast at Morir Sanando.

11:21am - Various phone conversations about things that are none of
your business.

11:35am - Wondered why questions about Sarah Palin's possible breast
augmentation are not getting more coverage in pinko-commie liberal
media.

11:36am - Voice Over audition for some product no one needs.

11:38am - Looking forward to going home so I can play along to The
Song Remains The Same and see if I can nail those really fast licks
Mr. Jones played about 2/3rds into the song.

11:39am - Wondered how long it's gonna take for your boss to realize
how much more productive her business would be if your job were
outsourced to India.

11:40am - Got coffee at Macchiato. Best coffee in the best country in
the history of Chevy.

12:08pm - Right now I'm on the train home to wait for a plumber and
thinking about booking a sword swallower for The Old Fashioned Ladies
Club. Lemme know if you or someone you know can swallow a sword.

12:34pm - Heard an interesting interview on my way to sleep last night
that had nothing to do with me but rather offered an interesting
insight into the modern age and people self publishing due to
something called a cognitive surplus.

12:50pm - Taking another crap.

2:59pm - I've got exactly one min to get to misty's to finish writing
the theme song for The Old Fashioned Ladies Club.

3:01pm - I'm late.

Mwah!

M

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