Monday, May 31, 2010
Journalism 101: Keavin Eubanks' Mom Is Upset That Nobody Cares That Kevin Eubanks Is Leaving Jay Leno.
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Activism 101: Beyond Petroleum
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Milestones 101: Count Your Blessings...
Mwah!
M
P.S. Playing with Mother Feather tonight. 7:30 @ Spike Hill in Brooklyn.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
John Kerry Channels Jon Stewart In Attempt To Relate To America People...
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Live Blogging My Late Lunch...
ever. Photos to follow...
Mwah!
M
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Sunday, May 23, 2010
LIve Blog from (K)Nights On Earth CD Release Show....
Internal Combustion 101: On This Day In 1971, "Iron Butterfly" Broke Up
Saturday, May 22, 2010
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3 on 3 half court make it take cage matches.
Early arrivals pictured above.
Zzzzzzz....
Live Blogging The Bushwick Invitational!!!
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Variety 101: Variety
"The Old Fashioned Ladies Club"
M
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Friday, May 21, 2010
Back Surgery 101: Remembering The Quiet Parade
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Thursday, May 20, 2010
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Hi,
I'm live blogging the Casey Shea soundcheck for tonight's show on Rockwood Music Hall's Stage 47!!!! Stay tuned for updates! It's gonna be amazing! Just wait till you see my new shirt and other things that make you wonder why your parents never got out of bed before 11am on Saturday mornings...
Monday, May 17, 2010
Crooning 101: R.I.P. To The F1 To The C#2
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
On this day in 1951, I'm pretty sure Alan Freed first used the term "Rock And Roll" for the first time.
And, it's Billy Squier's birthday...
http://www.thisdayinrock.com/
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
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In unrelated news... There was just an announcement from the Dept of Homeland Security informing me that the terror alert level was "orange" which I am pretty sure is one step below "holy s#!t Batman, we're about to get blowed the f@$k up!!!!"
In unrelated news... I just passed through security with my cigarette lighter (that makes 12 straight flights) and an expired drivers license.
In unrelated news ... I sure am glad I am both Caucasian and own a decent sport coat. It really does make life a lot smoother.
Mwah!
M
Monday, May 10, 2010
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You can thank me when you see me next Tuesday.
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Anyway, my dumb song is a condensed paraphrasation of a story I heard about a guy who's family, on account of his being more attracted to people that (like him) had a blue room when they were kids, had a decidedly, shall we say f@%$d up reaction to the news of his being more attracted to people that (like him) had a blue room when they were kids.
Or something.
In unrelated news, if you're a Christian rocker, you should move to the Christian rock capital of the universe. Which is apparently Central FLA.
Mwah!
M
P.S. My back is totally sunburnt.
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Jet Setting 101: One Man's Lesson In Forgiveness
I'm sure you already know that if the man your mom is cohabitating
with is a paranoid windbag who actually thinks the world has done him
wrong even though by most accounts he lives a respectably comfortable
retired life complete with modest suburban home, a modest yet
sufficient fixed income and a pretty cool lady for a companion that it
is always better not call him out on being a paranoid windbag who
actually thinks the world has done him wrong even though by most
accounts he lives a respectably comfortable retired life complete with
modest suburban home, a modest yet sufficient fixed income and a
pretty cool lady for a companion. It's just not worth the argument.
Good thing we all know that. I'm just saying it because sometimes
these things are easier to say than to actually do and maybe you need
a reminder before your next holiday with mom ends up being more
awkward than it needs to be.
Anyway, the Lakers won a real nail biter last night.
Also, I just noticed 327 cool things about the beach:
#1. Pretty much everybody is walking around pretty much naked.
Especially the good looking ones.
#76. Pretty much evrybody leaves their personal belongings unattended
a lot of the time. And as far as I can tell nothing is being stolen.
#195. Pretty much nobody litters. Not even cigarette butts.
#327. There are plenty of public restrooms.
Mwah!
M
P.S. In case you weren't checking your latest Twitter updates...
Labghorne, your husband misses you.
P.P.S. I can't wait to get married someday so I can have a truly
meaningful and close relationship.
P.P.P.S. I'll fix all my typos when I get home.
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P.S. I'm taller than Derek Fisher
Saturday, May 8, 2010
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-Exit row. Awesome. Leg room.
-Pretty good cookies. Free.
-Possibly the worst issue ever of the New Yorker. Although we should all go see the women's fashion thing at the Met. It wherever it is.
-Damn, you must be so bored right now.
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Oh, and they are calling my zone for boarding. It's zone 3 in case you're wondering. Anyway, I'm way too sophisticated to be caught standing in a line like that.
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Actually, I'm still at LGA waiting for my dumb flight because evryone is a freakin penny pincher these days. No that's not true. It's not penny pinching. There's actually nothing wrong with that. The problem is that I get very annoyed with excessive fees and I can't stop thinking about how writing a letter to Delta isn't gonna chnge a damn thing. Oh, life really does feel hopeless ... Until you wrap your grown up hand around that styrophome cup that reminds you of a time when it didn't feel weird to have a complete disregard for the environment and your mom could still smoke on an airplane.