Therapy 101: Grammatical Acrobatics and The Privatization Of Human Existence

Man, I've been having a really bad hare weak. And if you spend as much time in front of the mirror as eye due, you can imagine how debilitating that can bee. Sew much that it interfears with wons ability to type a convergent sentence or make cents of the world around yew.

In related knews, you may have herd that after spending the last yeer or so argewing about helth care, Mr. POTUS O had the brilliant idea to hold a six hour summit that wood use TV cameras to insight coherence and agreement on won of the moor pressing issues that most people don't reelie think that much about because their wondering how won jerk face from Kentucky could be getting in the way of they're unemployment benefits or until they or some won they no is about to go bankrupt because they Kant pay they're medical bills. Anyway, in case yew too were too busy windexing all the reflective surfaces in you're modest apartment that sometimes makes you think "what the heck am I dueing in such a modest apartment with all these roommates at my age," the NY Thymes has distilled the hole bovine stercus session down to 4 minutes that you're shure to find illuminating, or naught:
http://prescriptions.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/02/25/video-the-health-care-session-in-4-minutes/

For those of you who are unable to sit through the entirety of the four minute video above, you may be interested in the succinct ruminations on the Democrat's Health Care Bill of one Lamar Alexander (R- TN): “It’s like giving someone a ticket to a bus line where the buses only run half the time." Which is probably true if you didn't use any of your $174,000 a year salary to take a weekend trip to the beach and actually spend a few hours to think about what you were going to say at the televised meeting with the president.

Anyway, speaking of that jerk face from Kentucky and people who look good in front of a mirror, today I was reminded how freaking funny it is that Al Franken is in the Senate:

In related news: "Moth Balls cure depression"

In more related news for which you can thank me later, I now present "The Funniest Video In The World":

And speaking of comedy and how Al Gore caused our current economic collapse in order to save the environment and other incredible things: http://ihatealgore.com/?p=1008

Finally, it's hard to admit but it's been eating me alive and I just can't keep it inside any longer. Tomorrow night I'll be playing bass for... baaaarf!!!! ... Casey Shea at The Living Room. Does it really matter what time we go on?

Mwah!

M

P.S. It goes P.S., P.P.S., P.P.P.S. etc.

P.P.S. Not P.S., P.S.S., P.S.S.S. etc.

P.P.P.S. My friend Tony is doing this and you should go watch because he'll probably take his shirt off in the middle.

P.P.P.P.S. Watch the Tyson movie.