In today's installment of "Late Breaking News", behold the latest headline from every "newspaper" in the greatest country in the history of countries with a bunch of churches you never hear about until people with television cameras start not being smart enough to ignore wackos: "Florida Rev. Who Previously Was Kicked Out Of Germany For Being Wacko Finally Feels Like He's Gotten Enough Attention For The Day, Decides Not To Further Induce Crazy S#!t From Happening All Over The Place".
In unrelated news ... Ummm, excuse me Mr. Trump, I know it's really none of my business what you do with your fortune but, I could think of about fifty things right now that would a better investment than showing off that you have a bunch of money to put what to some people is a pretty important issue, in the words of my dad: "Out of sight, out of mind." Maybe even a hundred things. And besides, "out of sight, out of mind" doesn't work dude. Just ask anybody that ever owed money to the IRS. Anyway, if you're looking for more places to send money, my mailing address is PO BOX 1340, NY, NY 10013. And, thanks.
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