Wow. Today I am back from my bout with food poisoning. It was a lot of fun actually. Especially since I like Shweppes Ginger Ale so much and I am always looking for a good excuse to be lying in bed at 5 in the evening watching movies that the now dead Dennis Hopper had small roles in...
Anyway, I was gonna start by telling you about how I got all speechless over this Rihanna song that was playing here at the coffee shop that makes me feel like I'm in CT even though I'm only 12 blocks from my decidedly non air conditioned apartment in the decidedly Hasidic portion of the Williamsburg neighborhood of the Brooklyn borough of the city of New York of the state of New York of the greatest country in the history of countries that has a whole holiday dedicated to all the men and women who've died in all of the countries great wars but still has a hard time providing some decent medical care to people who didn't unless of course they have hemorrhoids. Or something. Anyway, I got distracted by the dance version of the new country classic where the girl says something about "It's quarter after four, I'm all alone, and I need you now..." or some such example of poetic genius that doesn't hold a candle to this Rihanna song I was busy being blown away by until I got distracted by the above referenced crossover potential achieved just by painting certain things blue.
"Come on rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me
Come here rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me
Tonight
I'mma let you be the captain
Tonight
I'mma let you do your thing, yeah
Tonight
I'mma let you be a rider
Giddy up
Giddy up
Giddy up, babe
Tonight
I'mma let it be fire
Tonight
I'mma let you take me higher
Tonight
Baby we can get it on, yeah
we can get it on, yeah
Do you like it boy
I wa-wa-want
What you wa-wa-want
Give it to me baby
Like boom, boom, boom
What I wa-wa-want
Is what you wa-wa-want
Na, na-aaaah
Come here rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
You should Is you big enough
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me
Come here rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me
Tonight
I'mma give it to you harder
Tonight
I'mma turn your body out
Relax
Let me do it how I wanna
If you got it
I need it
And I'mma put it down
Buckle up
I'mma give it to you stronger
Hands up
We can go a little longer
Tonight
I'mma get a little crazy
Get a little crazy, baby
Do you like it boy
I wa-wa-want
What you wa-wa-want
Give it to me baby
Like boom, boom, boom
What I wa-wa-want
Is what you wa-wa-want
Na, na-aaaah
Come here rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me
Come here rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me
I like the way you touch me there
I like the way you pull my hair
Babe, if I don't feel it I ain't faking
No, no
I like when you tell me kiss it there
I like when you tell me move it there
So giddy up
Time to giddy up
You say you're a rude boy
Show me what you got now
Come here right now
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me
Come on rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me
Come here rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me
Love me
Love me
Love me
Love me
Love me
Love me
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me
Love me
Love me
Love me
Love me
Love me
Love me
yeh yeh yeh ,
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me"
Mwah!
M
P.S. Tonight I'm playing at some place called Rockwood Music Hall with some guy named Nick Africano.
P.P.S. That's gonna happen at 9pm.
P.P.P.P.S. I guess that'll be at 10 but I don't plan on stickin' around for that crap so it doesn't really matter now does it?
P.P.P.P.P.S. Speaking of crap, the 2nd best opening band in the history of bands to open for Lowry will be opening for some band called The Dig at Mercury Lounge on Sat June 5th.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. As me how "The Old Fashioned Ladies Club" can improve your chances at success in finance, romance and frisbee.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I can't eat fifty eggs.
She played that delightful ditty at the nickelodeon kids awards. Nice, huh?
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