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Monday, December 6, 2010

Harmony 101: Foreign Students In U.S. Forced To Work In Strip Clubs, Eat On Floor

Hi,

Since I know how much you like contests, I'm offering the opportunity for a special behind the scenes glimpse at the re-writing of rock and roll history to the person who can guess on which day I had the following meal for breakfast:


Wow! What a wonderful guesser you've grown up to be!The mother you don't call often enough must be so very proud of you! Below is the reward for all your hard work... but while celebrating any good fortune is warranted, it's important to keep in mind that gloating is rude. You can never be sure why another person might not be in the mood to have a celebration.

Oh, and speaking of contests, did you know that the internet is a contest and that last week somebody won it?
And speaking of all the hard work that goes into testing the boundaries of acceptability with regards to ethno-race relations, below you will find a digital representation of an Irish man and a half Jewish woman rehearsing for the same show! You shoulda been there ... Or maybe you were. How would I know?



The Old Fashioned Ladies Club
Harmony. Hope.
For The World. For The Future.
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In related news, how am I supposed to maintain my quality of being "inspired by the presence of God" when there are no photos of Chirstine O'Donnell on the front page of HuffPost? That's it. I'm switching my news source to talkingpointsmemo.com. And now it's snowing outside. Flurries really. Don't freak out. You can't call in to work. What are you looking at?Finally, today is Gilber Gilmore's birthday. In case you didn't know, he's a guitar player who plays backwards and looks like this:


And, he's also responsible for this:


Thanks Gil!

Mwah!

M

P.S. You can thank Mr. Gilmore for his part in shaping the modern woman on friday when we play with the vacationing Casey Shea at Rockwood Music Hall.
P.P.S. We'll be playing at 7:45 am as part of Rockwod's new Breakfast-Rockfest.
P.P.P.S. Love it or leave it?

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