Today I have an etiquette question for you. Is it rude to complain about getting a stale bagel if you're getting free internet access for multiple hours a day in the cafe that makes you feel like your in Connecticut even though it's really only about 12 blocks away from my apartment that I am going to buy an air conditioner for just as soon as I finish satisfying your needs for the day?
Speaking of needs and other things that nobody cares about, Brian Shaw is talking to Dan Gilbert about taking Mike Brown's job.
And speaking of things that apparently nobody cares about, today the Huffington Post chalked up the lack of any more than token-pandering-to-the-base objection to the confirmation of the first woman who had to deny that she is gay to the Supreme Court on the part of Republican senators to "owing perhaps in part to public apathy" and at no point positing that maybe, maybe, just maybe she might actually be qualified for the position and that maybe just maybe The Big O. was actually smart enough to make a few decisions that are worthy of timely approval and let's just get on with it.
And speaking of things that the Big O. is screwing up, Casey Shea and his "band" will be opening for Lowry and Dinosaur Feathers tonight at Brooklyn "Come For The Rock, Stay For The Spare" Bowl. I would invite you to come to this free show that starts at 9pm but whatever... It's high time you started thinking of your own stuff to do instead of following me around all the time trying to steal my ...
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And speaking of killing, I know you've been waiting on the edge of your seat in between episodes of "16 And Pregnant" (a show on MTV which incidentally may or may not feature music from a certain band that never made to the cover of Rolling Stone... Yet. I mean, you never know right? Okay, you're right. Whatever. Shut up.) to hear the results of the possibly soon to be considered landmark 2nd Amendment ruling on the supreme court case of McDonald vs. Chicago, a 5-4 nail biter of a decision that officially makes it legal to carry a loaded semi-automatic weapon in any participating McDonald's in the greater Chicago area. This finally lays to rest any ill-conceived ideas of activist jurisprudence you may have had about Clarence Thomas. Thankfully, once again, the level heads of constructionism have won out and helped guarantee that we won't ever have to consider the effects of the veritable garden of eden we've created for people that like to prey off of people with not only an insatiable appetite for drugs that probably shouldn't even be illegal but additionally and conveniently, an aversion to logic, the inability to see the forest for the trees, and a deep seated need to engage a fantastical paranoia that only the right to bear arms can combat. Said Antonin Scalia in and interview with Perez Hilton after the ruling, "In the words of my main man T. Marshall: "You do what you think is right and let the law catch up!""
Mwah!
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P.P.P.S. I know right!?!?!?!?
P.P.P.P.S. Awesome.
P.P.P.P.P.S. I'm still sorting through all the resumes sent in for The Old Fashioned Ladies Club.
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I'm not even hiring.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. My guess is that something will rise to the top.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I'll tell you more tomorrow.
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